every achievement in cinema history has led up to this moment
#that time that michael jordan retired from basketball to play baseball #and then was bad at baseball so went back to basketball #and in order to celebrate his return to basketball #we made a movie in which he teams up with 50 year old cartoon characters #to defeat the space aliens who magically stole the mojo of other famous basketball players #and planned to kidnap these 50 year old cartoon characters #so the cartoon characters who literally never played basketball in any of their cartoons #were like clearly the only way to settle this is with a game of basketball #and just when all hope seems lost #bill murray who has literally only been in one other scene in the movie #shows up completely without explanation #and no one questions it #and doesn’t even do anything to help the team like he literally just shows up to pass the ball to michael #and then michael jordan slam dunks the ball from half court to win the game #and someone in hollywood read that script #and was like yes perfect no changes need to be made let’s get this project going #i don’t believe in god #but i do believe in space jam
I too believe in Space Jam
Reblog if you believe in Space Jam
don’t let tumblr make you think educations not important please go to college
we dont need no education
we dont need no thought control
As much as I adore Mr. Rothfuss and like Mr Martin PLEASE DON’T SEND ANY OF THESE TO JIM BUTCHER
((OOC: I don’t have any experience with Rothfuss, but I’m pretty sure that Martin doesn’t really have any writing speed to steal.))
// Rothfuss isn’t a very fast writer but his prose is so amazing - and his books ginormous- that it is worth the wait. I’m getting bored waiting for ASOIAF though, hell, I can hardly wait 18 months for the next TDF.
Fuck waiting gimme all the books now!
((Seriously, Sanderson is a fucking machine. In the time it took Martin to write ADWD, Sanderson wrote 12 books, including two of the last three Wheel of Time books. (the last WoT book didn’t come out until 2013, after ADWD). And the WoT books and one of sanderson’s own books are all about as long as an ASOIAF book. Also, none of the rampant and depressing death, destruction, violence against women, and general “gritty realism” that Martin’s books have.))
He’s been on my read list for ages but I’m in Dresdencrack mode atm, I can’t focus on other books :/
((When you get started, you should start with Warbreaker. He has the ebook of it for free on his website, along with annotations for each chapter. (Don’t read those until you’ve finished the book though. They’re spoilery.)))
ive been laughing at this for like 10 min send help
Gwen’s fucking face. she’s just so fucking done.
One of the best examples of artistic integrity on a corporate scale.
No matter how many times I see this, I never fail to be impressed by that last sentence.
Doctor Who: The Tenth Doctor comic book series trailer
"Doctor. It’s been awhile but clearly not too long. You’ve still got that face."
"Not sure if I should take that as a compliment or no. ‘sides. Isn’t this face misleading enough as it is? … How’s it been, Jack?"